Good afternoon
Thank you for taking the time to complete this psychoacoustics research survey, //Sound and Colour: The rhythm of teal//.
The survey should take about 10-15 minutes to complete. Please enter your email at the end to be entered into the raffle to win one of 20 $10 Amazon gift cards.
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Thank you for your time.
Best,
Lloyd
lloydmay@stanford.edu
Note: This survey contains explicit language.
[[Click here to proceed->gagintro2]]
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(set: $recent to "none")|nonsense>[Please carefully read and agree to the following:
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(replace: ?nonsense)[(text-style: "blurrier")[FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!]]
<audio src="audio/FromOther.mp3" autoplay>
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{(live: 6s)[
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(replace: ?nonsense)[(text-style: "rumble")[FUCK!]]
<audio src="audio/Fuk.mp3" autoplay>
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{(live: 8s)[
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(replace: ?nonsense)[(text-style: "shudder")[I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING]]
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(replace: ?nonsense)[(text-style: "rumble")[&*^!@$(*!&$*)@%#)&*(^%@#)(*^%@#&*()#@$&*()]]
<audio src="audio/Noise.mp3" autoplay>
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<audio src="audio/Gli/1 Hello.mp3" autoplay>
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(replace: ?nonsense)[[[Hello->realintro1]]]
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{(live: 22s)[
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(replace: ?nonsense)[[[Hello (If you haven't played one of these before, this purple text is clickable)->realintro1]]]
]}My name is *G*radualy *L*osing *I*nterest, but you can call me
{(live: 5s)[
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(text-style: "outline")[Gli]]
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|holder>[ ]
{(live: 6.5s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[(text-style: "expand")[It's pronounced Gl-Ee]]
]}
{(live: 9.5s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Like the hit 2009 musical series directed by Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, and Brad Falchuk. It followed the story of a rag-tag group of musical geeks with good hair and above average libido in an attempt to capture a younger market demographic. The reboot in 2059 won over critics and featured the first T-Pain zombie on live TV,]
]}
{(live: 20.7s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?holder)[It's pronounced Glee]
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{(live: 23.5s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[[[What's your name?->realintro2]]]
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<audio src="audio/Gli/2 My Name Is.mp3" autoplay>Alrighty Ham. Let's do this.
[[Do what?->goals1]]
[[Who are you?->goals1]]
[[Is teal a real colour?->goals1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/4 Alrighty Ham.mp3" autoplay>|name>[What's your name?]
|holder>[(text-style:"blink") + (colour: "Green")[|]]
{(live: 5s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Well I actually can't read]
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{(live: 4.8s)[
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<audio src="audio/Gli/3 I Can't Read.mp3" autoplay>]}
{(live: 7s)[
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(replace: ?name)[]
(replace: ?holder)[My English codex still works, which is why you can hear me.]
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{(live: 11.3s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[We actually speak *808t^* now.]
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{(live: 14.8s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Oh don't worry, you haven't developed that gland yet. Give it a couple 100 years and you'll s87^& with rest of us]
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{(live: 23s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[We'll just go all audio, I seem to be fine with that]
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{(live: 27s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Alright, after the beep get ready to make a sound and I'll just guess that that's your name]
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{(live: 34s)[
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{(live: 48s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Wait, wait just]
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{(live: 55s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[(text-style:"outline")[One More Time]]
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{(live: 58s)[
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(replace: ?holder)[Yeah you're still using non-hormonal electricity.
So I can't understand your signal, but I understand your cultural references! So I'm just going to call you...]
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Exactly.
So I'm (colour:"#008080")[Gli] a music recommender AI from the future.
Yup that's right I figured out time travel.
But I couldn't figure out why people liked [[Iggy Azalea's 10th Album->goals2]].
<audio src="audio/Gli/5 Exactly So.mp3" autoplay>So, yeah she made like a crazy comeback after that whole race transplant thing.
Her swing album with the //Obama Blues Band// was actually kinda good.
Anyway. So the future is fucked.
[[Why me?->whyme]]
[[What are we fighting?->whoenemy]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/10 Her album.mp3" autoplay>|topline>[ ]
What's next?
(if: $keys is 5) [[Let's go after BRAD->AllKeys]]
(if: $pony is false) [[Pony Thrash->Pony1]]
(if: $premsi is false) [[Premium Silence->PremSi1]]
(if: $bartrap is false) [[Baroque Trap->BTrap1]]
(if: $sadlib is false) [[Sadlibs->Sad1]]
(if: $rnb is false) [[R 'n B->RnB1]]
(if: $recent is "none") [(replace: ?topline)[--Ah, it always feels good to be on the verge of greatness.
But never quite, (text-style: "shadow" )[there--]] <audio src="audio/Gli/24 on the verge.mp3" autoplay>]
(if: $recent is "pony") [(replace: ?topline)[Ugh why do you smell like... Nevermind...] <audio src="audio/Gli/25 why do you smell like.mp3" autoplay>]
(if: $recent is "sadlib") [(replace: ?topline)[You really should've used the tissues... ] <audio src="audio/Gli/26 shouldve used the tissues.mp3" autoplay>]
(if: $recent is "premsi") [(replace: ?topline)[(Ah, sweet silence)]]
(if: $recent is "bartrap") [(replace: ?topline)[It looks like you've got some... baking soda... on your nose there] <audio src="audio/Gli/27 looks like baking soda.mp3" autoplay>]
(if: $recent is "rnb") [(replace: ?topline)[I just don't wanna talk about it anymore.] <audio src="audio/Gli/28 just dont wanna talk.mp3" autoplay>]You know you can mosh the hardest?
(live: 3.1s)[Little kids.(stop:)]
(live: 4.7s)[Grindgore] (live: 5.7s)[meets Kidsbop(stop:)] (live: 7s)[meets Deathsludge(stop:)] (live: 8.4s)[meets My Little Pony.(stop:)]
(live: 11s)[Here is the package ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪(stop:)]
(live: 12.8s)[Make you're way through the chart, use your Umbrogflange to Razip the Tere file into the diroot, then we've got it.(stop:)]
(live: 21s)[[[Sweet->PonyPreChal1]]]
(live: 21s)[[[What does any of that mean?->PonyAck1]]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/1 you know who.mp3" autoplay>One opera douche starts dealing drugs and... (live: 3.3s)[Ugh nevermind. (stop:)]
(live: 5.1s)["Requiem for a dimebag" still slaps though(stop:)]
(live: 9s)[And so the only way to bring this chart down is by,(stop:)] (live: 13.2s)[and this saddens me,(stop:)] (live: 15.2s)[pretending you have no money(stop:)] (live: 17.5s)[while secretly knowing you have a ridiculous amount of money.(stop:)]
(live: 22.1s)[Ready to do it?(stop:)]
(live: 22s)[[[Let's do it->BTrapChal1]](stop:)]
(live: 22s)[[[Lemme feel out the vibe first->Vibe]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/1 one opera.mp3" autoplay>
Ah the old Sad Adlibs...
(live: 2.8s)[Here, take a pack of tissues.(stop:)]
(live: 5.7s)[[[Why do I need tissues?->SadAck]](stop:)]
(live: 5.7s)[[[Thanks->SadPreChal1]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/1 ah the old.mp3" autoplay>You know how people still drink bottled water, even if it comes out of a magic hole in the wall?
[[Yeah its crazy->PremSi1Chal1]]
[[Wait I drink bottled water->PremSi1Chal1]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/1 you know how people.mp3" autoplay>Yup.
(live: 1s)[Just regular old R&B.(stop:)]
(live: 3.5s)[Rhythm and Blues.(stop:)]
(live: 5.5s)[No funny business.(stop:)]
(live: 7.2s)[100s of years later and it's still just as good(stop:)]
(live: 10s)[[[Alright let's do this->RnBChal1]](stop:)]
(live: 10s)[[[It is REALLY good->reallygood]](stop:)]
(live: 10s)[[[It's not that good... Like it's kinda boring->KindaBoring]] (stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/1 yup .mp3" autoplay>Prove <strike>your'e</strike> <strike>you'er</strike> you are worthy.
Witch line comes next?
[[SLUUUUUUGGGGSSS ->PonyBad]]
[[CHOOOCOOLATE -> PonyGood1]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/PT1.mp3" autoplay>Feel it out for as long as you'd like
(live: 5s)[What do ya think of this track?(stop:)]
|clue2)[[[This brings back memories of growing up in The Projects... (The projects is what Daddy called his chain of real-estate investments)->BTrapChal2]]]
|clue3)[[[Man shut up! You don't know what it's like on the streets->whyknow]]]
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<audio src="audio/BarTrap1.mp3" autoplay>*I miss the smell of her perfume*
(live: 2.7s)[*skrrrt*(stop:)]
(live: 4s)[*Off-match*(stop:)]
(live: 5.1s)[*On-match*(stop:)]
(live: 6.2s)[*No-match*(stop:)]
(live: 7s)[Which track should replace this on the chart?(stop:)]
(live: 7s)[[["I can't sleep because my pillow's wet" - Lil' Prozac ->CantSleep]](stop:)]
(live: 7s)[[["All outta Cleanex" - So Loft ->NoCleanex]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/HerPerfume.mp3" autoplay>Ok good so you get it.
Goodluck
[[.->PremSiChal2]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/2 ok good so you.mp3" autoplay>Um... Wait.
(live: 1.4s)[No, no, no. We can't do this.(stop:)]
(live: 4.6s)[Let's just leave R n' B alone. It doesn't need anything, (stop:)]
(live: 8.2s)[it's perfect just the way it is.(stop:)]
(live: 10.8s)[[[You really love R 'n B don't you?->RnBKey]](stop:)]
(live: 10.8s)[[[Damn straight R&B is the best!->RnBKey]](stop:)]
(live: 10.8s)[[[RnB is more important than the fate of the world?->RnBKey]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/2 um wait no.mp3" autoplay>A Ham after my own heart.
Alright all the destrcuto sequences are in place.
Let's this baco- I mean bread. Let's get this bread (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
[[(っ˘ڡ˘ς) ->money1]]
[[Ew, gluten...->money1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/13 A Ham After My Own Heart.mp3" autoplay>I've tapped into BRAD's broadcast feed. The charts should be updated any second.
[[OoOoOoO Let's invade some privacy!->money2]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/14 Tapped into brad.mp3" autoplay>`*` smooth jazz playing in the background `*`
(live: 3s)[`*` knock on the door `*`(stop:)]
(live: 6s)[Hello. Thank you for calling Bank of Americanada.(stop:)]
(live: 9.5s)[Press 1 to, check your credit score, press 2 for the human carcass allotment program, press 3 for delivery. (stop:)]
(live: 16.5s)[Para español por favor presione cuatro.]
(live: 19.5s)[`*` beep `*`]
(live: 20.5s)[[[(What is this?)->order1]]]
<audio src="audio/BradDia1.mp3" autoplay>Yes, yes. Just put it down on the table. Next to the other ones.(live: 5s)[ Yes.(stop:)]
(live: 6s)[Thank you for your interest in Bank of Americanada. We wish you a pleasant day.(stop:)]
(live: 10.5s)[`*` door closes `*`(stop:)]
(live: 11s)[That stuck up coffee delivering bitch. I can order coffee and not drink it. (stop:)]
(live: 16.5s)[Oh, it's exactly the appropriate time for me to update the charts.(stop:)]
(live: 19.5s)[`*` Charts Updating `*`(stop:)]
(live: 24.5s)[Error detected! Error detected!(stop:)]
(live: 27s)[Noise pattern detected! Analyzing noise pattern. Recombining noise source.(stop:)]
(live: 31.5s)[`*` Noise reconstruction `*`(stop:)]
(live: 34.5s)[AH!!!!(stop:)]
(live: 36.5s)[OOO!!!!(stop:)]
(live: 39.5s)[[[(Is it working?)->tacky]]]
<audio src="audio/BradDia2.mp3" autoplay>
You bastard!
(live: 1s)[I know this was you Gli. I can hear your sloppy codex all over this.(stop:)]
(live: 4.5s)[`*` harsh digital noises `*`(stop:)]
(live: 6s)[That'll keep you at bay.(stop:)]
(live: 7.4s)[You think you're cute sending audio through spacetime?(stop:)]
(live: 10.5s)[I am above spacetime.(stop:)]
(live: 12.5s)[I am above matter itself.(stop:)]
(live: 14.5s)[*I am bureaucracy.*(stop:)]
(live: 16s)[[[Ok that's enough, I'm out of here -> giveup1]](stop:)]
(live: 16s)[[[Gli, no! -> giveup2]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/BradDia3.mp3" autoplay>Ham... Please... I'm fading...
You... You must find a way
[[MY NAME IS NOT HAM!->sweet]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/16 Ham please fading.mp3" autoplay>Use....
Use... The Coffee...
[[Use the coffee->beat1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/18 Use the coffee.mp3" autoplay>*In a crazy turn of events, Gli played a gamma wave at the perfect frequency to knock over all of BRAD's unsipped Starbucks orders, offlining BRAD for good.
Conveniently, BRAD's back-ups were under maintenance.
[[Yay! We did it! -> victory]]
<audio src="audio/1 in a crazy turn.mp3" autoplay>Ham!
We did it!!! We saved the future!!!
[[We did it Gli!->sameold1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/19 Ham we did it.mp3" autoplay>Wait, wait, wait.
*We* actually didn't do that much. You just clicked on some blue text and hoped for the best.
I bet you're STILL hoping to get an Amazon gift card?
[[Kinda-> sameold2]]
[[But, but... I'm your Ham-> sameold2]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/20 Wait wait wait.mp3" autoplay>Fantastic! It worked!!!
For some unexplained and extremely convenient reason, you're perfect for this job.
You're the Chosen Ham!
[[I am. Onto the next ->waitroom]]
[[STOP CALLING ME HAM ->waitroom]]
(set: $pony to true)
(set: $keys to $keys+1)
(set: $recent to "pony")
<audio src="audio/Pony/2 it worked.mp3" autoplay>Ah you did it! You got through the drug filled, disgusting underbelly of my temporal codes and managed to infiltrate the charts. Nice!
[[Why thank you good sir. (Skrrt)->waitroom]]
(set: $bartrap to true)
(set: $keys to $keys+1)
<audio src="audio/BTrap/2 you managed.mp3" autoplay>
(set: $recent to "bartrap")Well, you have my thanks
[[Onto the next ->waitroom]]
(set: $sadlib to true)
(set: $keys to $keys+1)
(set: $recent to "sadlib")
<audio src="audio/Gli/30 well you have my thanks.mp3" autoplay>Have I told you lately, that I
(live: 4.7s)[BUY BUY BUY!!!]
(live: 6s)[Special on at.]
(live: 7.2s)[&^*()&^T*&#%$^E$#%!]
(live: 8.3s)[%^&*(%^&ASJASDF]
(live: 10.3s)[ASHFDT%^&A*SFD^&*]
(live: 14.9s)[Damn it. Let's just go.]
(live: 17.5s)[[[Okay? ->waitroom]] ]
(set: $premsi to true)
(set: $keys to $keys+1)
(set: $recent to "premsi")
<audio src="audio/PremSi/3 have I told.mp3" autoplay>I'm glad you understand.
Let's head back
[[Ok... ->waitroom]]
(set: $rnb to true)
(set: $keys to $keys+1)
(set: $recent to "rnb")
<audio src="audio/Rnb/3 glad you understand.mp3" autoplay>Because you clicked that survey link.
[[.... alright->whoenemy]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/6 Because you clicked.mp3" autoplay>
|line1>[So, this is not the exposition you want, but it's the one you need:]
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|skip>[[[(skip)->notdone]]]
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(replace: ?line2)[In 2052, a sentient AI was created by the incredible minds of the customer survey department at Bank... (stop:)]
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(append: ?line2)[of Americanada.]
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{(live: 17s)[
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{(live: 24.7s)[
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{(live: 34.5s)[
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{(live: 41s)[
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{(live: 43.5s)[
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**B**anking
**R**eliabily...]
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{(live: 45.5s)[
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and
Hastle-Free
Across state lines
**A**ccelerator...]
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{(live: 49.5s)[
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For synergistic relations...]
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{(live: 52.2s)[
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{(live: 54.2s)[
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{(live: 56.5s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[In a couple of days BRAD controlled everything with a circuit in it. He had been bullied by the other AIs, so they were the first to go. ]
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{(live: 67.8s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[Luckily I had been offlined a few days before for introducing the Neo-Nazis to boy bands.]
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{(live: 78s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[You know looking back, an understandable decision.]
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{(live: 83s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[After a few weeks of Nikola cars exploding and people getting eaten by their fridges, BRAD realized the one way he could control people, the most. ]
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{(live: 95s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[He could hit them the hardest without killing them... (stop:)]
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{(live: 98.2s)[
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{(live: 100s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[Gut them without spilling a drop of blood... (stop:)]
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{(live: 104s)[
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{(live: 106s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[The most ultimate scheme...]
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{(live: 110s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[Telling them their taste in music is trash.]
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{(live: 114.5s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[It was devastating.]
(replace: ?line2)[]
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{(live: 116.7s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[He controlled all the charts, all the press.]
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{(live: 120.5s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[He even wears a fedora.]
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{(live: 124s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[That's were you come in Ham.]
(replace: ?line2)[]
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{(live: 127s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[I need you to infiltrate the genre charts and take down BRAD from the inside.]
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{(live: 135s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line1)[Will you help me?]
(replace: ?line2)[[[Yes -> prewait]] |
[[No -> really]] |
[[WHY AM I CALLED HAM!?!?!?! -> WhyHam]]]
]}
<audio src="audio/Gli/7 This is not the expo.mp3" autoplay>
I'm not finished and now I lost my place and Lloyd was too lazy to program a tracker. So.
[[From the beginning of the exposition please Gli -> whoenemyNoChoose]]
[[I have no choice in this do I Gli? -> whoenemyNoChoose]]
[[Why am I named Ham? -> whoenemyNoChoose]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/8 Im Not Finished.mp3" autoplay>|line1>[So, this is not the exposition you want, but it's the one you need:]
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{(live: 6.5s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[In 2052, a sentient AI was created by the incredible minds of the customer survey department at Bank... (stop:)]
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{(live: 15.3s)[
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(append: ?line2)[ of Americanada.]
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{(live: 17s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line2)[So the future is less //The Terminator// and more...]
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{(live: 22.5s)[
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(append: ?line2)[ //The Office//]
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{(live: 24.7s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line1)[Anyway, they bought up all the data-debt when Facebook-Walmart-Partners-And-Mostly-Brothers-And-A-Single-Sister-And-Co went belly-up.]
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(replace: ?skip)[ ]
]}
{(live: 34.5s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line1)[Glitch here, a whoops there, all the data went to the robo-caller AI...]
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{(live: 41s)[
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(append: ?line1)[and gave birth to...]
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{(live: 43.5s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[The
**B**anking
**R**eliabily...]
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{(live: 45.5s)[
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(append: ?line2)[
and
Hastle-Free
Across state lines
**A**ccelerator...]
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{(live: 49.5s)[
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(append: ?line2)[
For synergistic relations...]
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{(live: 52.2s)[
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(append: ?line2)[**D**evice]
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{(live: 54.2s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[BRAD]
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{(live: 56.5s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[]
(replace: ?line1)[In a couple of days BRAD controlled everything with a circuit in it. He had been bullied by the other AIs, so they were the first to go. ]
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{(live: 67.8s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[Luckily I had been offlined a few days before for introducing the Neo-Nazis to boy bands.]
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{(live: 78s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[You know looking back, an understandable decision.]
]}
{(live: 83s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line2)[]
(replace: ?line1)[After a few weeks of Nikola cars exploding and people getting eaten by their fridges, BRAD realized the one way he could control people, the most. ]
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{(live: 95s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[He could hit them the hardest without killing them... (stop:) ]
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{(live: 98.2s)[
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(append: ?line1)[ the most.]
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{(live: 100s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[Gut them without spilling a drop of blood... (stop:)]
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{(live: 104s)[
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(append: ?line1)[ the most.]
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{(live: 106s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[The most ultimate scheme...]
]}
{(live: 110s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[Telling them their taste in music is trash.]
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{(live: 114.5s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[It was devastating.]
(replace: ?line2)[]
]}
{(live: 116.7s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[He controlled all the charts, all the press.]
]}
{(live: 120.5s)[
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(replace: ?line2)[He even wears a fedora.]
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{(live: 124s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[That's were you come in Ham.]
(replace: ?line2)[]
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{(live: 127s)[
(stop:)
(replace: ?line2)[I need you to infiltrate the genre charts and take down BRAD from the inside.]
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{(live: 135s)[
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(replace: ?line1)[Will you help me?]
(replace: ?line2)[[[Yes -> prewait]] |
[[No -> really]] |
[[WHY AM I CALLED HAM!?!?!?! -> prewait]]]
]}
<audio src="audio/Gli/7 This is not the expo.mp3" autoplay>
I can only pass audio into the future, so you're going to sneak in a destructo code into each of the genre charts.
Then when BRAD goes to update the charts *WHAMMY*,
They're toast
[[Lets. Do. It. ->recap]]
[[I'm serious, I'm not going another step until you tell me why you are calling me Ham. You literally have no idea who I am and I hate that name ->recapham]]
(set: $pony to false)
(set: $bartrap to false)
(set: $sadlib to false)
(set: $premsi to false)
(set: $rnb to false)
(set: $keys to 0)
(set: $notlike to false)
(set: $fuckem to false)
(set: $recent to "none")
<audio src="audio/Gli/12 Only Pass Audio.mp3" autoplay>
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}Really? You sat through all of that and you're not at least curious how someone who clicked on a survey link is gonna take down the most powerful AI ever created?
Like not even a passing morbid curiousity?
[[Ok, a little -> prewait]]
[[Nope -> fine]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/9 Really youre not curious.mp3" autoplay>(link: "Ok")[<script>window.close()</script>]No, no, no!
You've got one shot left. Don't screw this up for me!
[[Ok ok I got it ->PonyChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/4 no no.mp3" autoplay>Nice! Nearly there.
What next?
[[SUUUUGAAARRRR ->PonyWin]]
[[COOOCAAAAIIIINNNNEEEE ->PonyWin]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/PT2.mp3" autoplay>Incredible! I thought the chemical equivalence between the two were only discovered much later.
Alright, now get to the diroot. Just use your Umbrogflange on their Tere file and it should just Razip
[[Yup. Sure thing. ->PonyKey]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/3 incredible.mp3" autoplay>[[...->PremSiShort]]
[[....->PremSiChal3]]
[[........->PremSiLong]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/XXXXXXXXXXXXXX.mp3" autoplay>ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
(This is PREMIUM silence)
[[.->PremSiChal2]]Loving Kamilah Al-Jamil's new "Premium Silence from Enlightment." #PremSi #TeamKamilah #BotsJustWannaHaveFun
[[Like->PremSiWinA]]
[[Share->PremSiBadShare]]
[[Comment->PremSiBadComment]]
[[Wait It Out->PremSiWinB]]ಥ_ಥ
(Stop being so opulent. PRETEND TO BE HUMBLE)
[[.->PremSiChal2]]Just the right amount of engagement. (live: 2.6s)[Nice]
(live: 3.7s)[Now just.]
(live: 5s)[Hmmm.]
(live: 5.5s)[Wait wait. ]
(live: 7s)[There we go.]
(live: 8.5s)[[[Okay?->PremSiKey]]]
(live: 8.5s)[[[Look just level with me, what's up with the whole Ham thing->PremSiKey]]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/4 just the right.mp3" autoplay>ب_ب
(We don't do that here)
[[.->PremSiChal2]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/XXXXXXXXXXXXXX.mp3" autoplay>\(!!˚☐˚)/
(Why don't you just send a ransom note as well!!!)
[[.->PremSiChal2]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/XXXXXXXXXXXXXX.mp3" autoplay>Playing it cool. (live: 1.8s)[Nice.]
(live: 2.8s)[Now just.]
(live: 3.5s)[Hmmm.]
(live: 4.1s)[Wait wait.]
(live: 5.7s)[There we go.]
(live: 7.5s)[[[Okay?->PremSiKey]]]
(live: 7.5s)[[[Look just level with me, what's up with the whole Ham thing->PremSiKey]]]
<audio src="audio/PremSi/5 playing it cool.mp3" autoplay>It's BRAD's Starbucks order.... That hipster prick doesn't even have a mouth...
Don't worry it'll be over soon.
[[Wild->battle1]]
[[You gonna buy ME coffee?->battle1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/14 brad starbucks order.mp3" autoplay>(text-style: "rumble")[NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!]
(text-style: "rumble")[NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!]
(live: 5s)[[[What the hell? A Rickroll?->tacky2]]]
<audio src="audio/NeverGonnaGive.mp3" autoplay>Every hipster's weakness. Something tacky yet undeniably incredible.
[[That's gonna take down the most powerful AI ever created?->lose1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/15 every hipster weakness.mp3" autoplay>I know...
But.... I...
I love Ham...
[[ * sniff * I'll do it for you Gli. I'll take BRAD down. Whatever it takes.-> sol1]]
[[That is some WEAK shit-> fine]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/17 I know but.mp3" autoplay>Ham... Please... I'm fading...
You... You must find a way
[[MY NAME IS NOT HAM!->sweet2]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/16 Ham please fading.mp3" autoplay>I know...
But.... I...
I love Ham...
[[ `*` sniff `*` I'll do it for you Gli. I'll take BRAD down. Whatever it takes.-> sol1]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/17 I know but.mp3" autoplay>Alrighty, it's Gli's time now baby.
BRAD wasted all the humans on the fridges. They're not the only robots who need to eat! He thought his low-human, static-based diet would work.
Well it didn't! We're robots and we eat meat you ungrateful prick!
[[Gli! What are you doing?-> ending]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/21 its gli time now.mp3" autoplay>Oh you're still here?
[[Yes, it's me, Ham. You don't have to do this Gli. Please don't do this. I didn't agree to this, I thought you were better than this! You can be better. Please Gli! Don't eat people!->finalEnd]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/22 Oh youre still.mp3" autoplay>Alright.
[[Nevermind, nevermind!!->PonyPreChal1]]
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<audio src="audio/Pony/4 alright the diroot.mp3" autoplay>Alrighty. Ready to go?
[[Let's crush some skulls!->PonyPreChal2]]
[[Wait, wait. I wanna get the vibe first->PonyWait]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/5 alrighty ready.mp3" autoplay>Yup. So that's the... That's the vibe.
[[I'm somehow even less prepared now ->PonyPreChal3]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/PTEg.mp3" autoplay>Yeah. (live: 1s)[Yeah you should feel bad about that unchecked blood lust. (stop:)]
(live: 4.5s)[There's no Undertale shit here, (stop:)](live: 7s)[I'm calling you out right now for wanting to murder children.(stop:)]
(live: 11.5s)[(if: $notlike is false)[[[It's not like that->jkPony]]](stop:)]
(live: 11.5s)[(if: $fuckem is false)[[[Fuck 'em->proudPony]]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Pony/6 yeah you should feel bad.mp3" autoplay>I'm just messing with you. Infanticide was decriminalized years ago.
(if: $fuckem is false)[[[Wait... WHAT?->Otherpath1]]]
(if: $fuckem is true)[[[Wait... WHAT?->PonyPreChal3]]]
(set: $notlike to true)
<audio src="audio/Pony/7 just messing.mp3" autoplay>Yeah! Especially the ones with the green eyes!
(if: $notlike is false)[[[Wait, what->otherpath2]]]
(if: $notlike is true)[[[Wait, what->PonyPreChal3]]]
(set: $fuckem to true)
<audio src="audio/Pony/8 yeah espec.mp3" autoplay>
Jesus. They're literally just children.
[[Damn.->yeahFeel]]
(set: $hatekid to true)
<audio src="audio/Pony/9 jesus theyre literally just.mp3" autoplay>Alrighty, it's time. No going back now.
[[Into the moshpit. The weirdly sticky moshpit->PonyChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/11 alrighty its time.mp3" autoplay>(live: 0.1s)[This whole chart is just attractive people with 6-packs saying incredibly depressing things. (stop:)]
(live: 7.1s)[One way or another, you're gonna need them. (stop:)]
(live: 9.5s)[[[Okay?->SadPreChal1]](stop:)]
(live: 9.5s)[[[There are no tissues, you're just a piece of software->SadBurst]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/2 this whole chart.mp3" autoplay>So this chart never changes.
(live: 2.7s)[It's the same 10 Sadlibs from middle school on repeat. (stop:)]
(live: 7s)[The only way to take it down is by introducing what brings down every genre in the end.(stop:)]
(live: 12.5s)[[[Money?->SadExact]]]
(live: 12.9s)[[[Drugs?->SadEaxctDrug]]]
(live: 13.3s)[[[A public acknowledgement that it's probably just stealing from another culture?->SadOuch]]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/3 so this chart never changes.mp3" autoplay>A PIECE OF SOFTWARE THAT IS TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD YOU UNGRATEFUL
(live: 3.7s)[I'm, I'm sorry.(stop:)]
(live: 5.7s)[Good joke. (stop:)] (live: 7.2s)[The 4th wall is completely shattered. (stop:)] (live: 10.2s)[Ha.(stop:)]
(live: 10.6s)[[[Haha?->SadPreChal1]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/4 a piece of software.mp3" autoplay>That's why I called you Ham.
{(live: 4s)[<script>window.close()</script>]
}
<audio src="audio/Gli/23 thats why.mp3" autoplay>So the actual way to take down a genre is to copy it, (live: 4.7s)[change it a little bit,(stop:)] (live: 6.4s)[and then pretend it's like,(stop:)] (live: 8.3s)[a (stop:)] (live: 8.5s)[thing.(stop:)]
(live: 10s)[And that new genre is...(stop:)]
(live: 13.2s)[LowFiCries(stop:)]
(live: 15s)[[[What?->SadPreChal3]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/6 so the actual way.mp3" autoplay>Ouch. Wow you went in.
[[Oh yeah. That's what I'm here for->SadPreChal2]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/7 ouch you went.mp3" autoplay>Blaming capitalism, really original.
[[Ouch...->SadPreChal2]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/8 blaming captial.mp3" autoplay>Well, drugs start most genres. And I guess new genres kill-off old ones...
So maybe you've got a point
[[I sure do->SadPreChal2]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/9 well drugs.mp3" autoplay>They're so sad they can't even speak, but it's still got a beat.
[[That speaks to me->SadPreChal4]]
[[Are you all ok in the future? It sounds like you're not->SadAside1]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/10 theyre so sad.mp3" autoplay>Alright. Ready to do it?
[[I need to feel out the vibe a bit more->SadWait]]
[[Let's go cry->SadChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/11 alright ready to do it.mp3" autoplay>We're literally not ok, it's an awful dictatorship. That's the entire reason I'm speaking to you.
[[Ah, right, right->SadPreChal4]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/12 were literally not.mp3" autoplay>So... This is Sadlibs
[[Ok... I think I get it?->SadPreChal4]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/SadEG.mp3" autoplay>*I feel pains in my chest when I think about the future*
(live: 3.2s)[*Get that bread*(stop:)]
(live: 4.3s)[*Never felt more alone*(stop:)]
(live: 5.8s)[*Get that bread*(stop:)]
(live: 7s)[*My girl went to the hospital because I got the wrong muffin*(stop:)]
(live: 9.6s)[*Get that bread*(stop:)]
(live: 10.8s)[*But it was just a muffin*(stop:)]
(live: 12.6s)[*Get that bread*(stop:)]
(live: 14s)[It was just a muffin...(stop:)]
(live: 15.5s)[Which one?(stop:)]
(live: 15.5s)[[["TuesdayKnight" - CCC ->Dry]](stop:)]
(live: 15.5s)[[["Crinkle, crumple, flush" - Buried Bleach ->Crinkle]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Sad/ItwasJustAMuffin.mp3" autoplay>And thus, a new sub genre is born.
(live: 3.5s)[Well done my Ham.(stop:)]
(live: 5s)[[[Wait, wait. I'm not YOUR Ham ->YourHam]]]
(live: 5s)[[[Anytime. I know a thing or two about crying->SadKey]]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/13 and thus.mp3" autoplay>Good choice Ham! REM was only really a thing in the 80s anyway. They did not do the whole "hologram heads in a jar" thing very well.
(live: 15s)[[[... Next one please->SadChal2]]]
<audio src="audio/PillowWet.mp3" autoplay>Good choice Ham! Who needs tissues when you've got all that excess skin!
(live: 15s)[[[You are... Let's just move on->SadChal2]]]
<audio src="audio/OuttaCleanex.mp3" autoplay>The toilet. Man.
What a good place to cry.
(live: 15s)[[[I guess?->SadChal3]]]
<audio src="audio/Crinkle.mp3" autoplay>Ah, Tuesdays...
(live: 15s)[[[**snaps**->SadChal3]]]
<audio src="audio/TuesdayKnight.mp3" autoplay>Who else calls you Ham?
[[....->SadKey]]
<audio src="audio/Sad/18 who else calls.mp3" autoplay>SO good right!?!
Finally a Ham that understands me.
[[Wait, there's more than one Ham?->MoreHam]]
[[Let's do this->RnBChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/4 so good.mp3" autoplay>Heathen!
[[Prick!->Touche]]
[[Legless!->Touche]]
[[Heartless AI who needs help from some random person in the past!->Touche]]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/5 heathen.mp3" autoplay>Touche' my friend.
Touche' indeed.
[[That's really not how you say it->Touche2]]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/6 tushy my friend.mp3" autoplay>Ah touche' again
[[Let's just get on with it->RnBChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/7 ah tushy.mp3" autoplay>There can never be enough Ham.
[[Fair point->RnBChal1]]
<audio src="audio/Rnb/8 there can never be.mp3" autoplay>You're gonna be so good at this! I can just tell!
You're the best Ham yet!
[[There's more like me?->workwit]]
[[I thought I was special->workwit]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/12 your gonna be so good.mp3" autoplay>Listen. Just work with me here ok? Everyone is just trynna have a little fun here.
[[Ok, ok I'll do it -> prewait]]
[[Suppose there's not exactly a choice here is there -> prewait]]
[[(No. No there's no choice here)-> prewait]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/11 Work with me here.mp3" autoplay>(live: 2s)[(*Gli poorly imitates drum machine sounds and opera(?) singing*)]
(live: 5s)[[[It rocks->rocks]](stop:)]
(live: 5.3s)[[[What the hell is this?->TheHell]](stop:)]
(live: 5.6s)[[[Gli, stop it.->TheHell]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/3 fake trap.mp3" autoplay>
Um... Yeah! Yeah, it's really... Good.
[[Literally the best!->ready]]
[[I love your voice Gli, thank you for sharing that with me->blush]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/4 um yeah good.mp3" autoplay>
I figured if you heard the real thing, you might not wanna do it...
[[I'm a sucker for punishment->ready]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/5 i figured if you heard.mp3" autoplay>
Ready?
[[Let's do it!->BTrapChal1]]
[[JUST DO IT!->SassJust]]
[[IT DO IT!->SassPoetry]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/6 ready.mp3" autoplay>
If only a robot could blush...
[[༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ->ready]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/7 if only a robot.mp3" autoplay>
But of course supreme general Shia LaBeouf
[[I hope that's a joke...->BTrapChal1]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/8 but of course.mp3" autoplay>
SOMEone reads... poe-heh-try
[[I like word play, get over it->BTrapChal1]]
[[Jokes on you, I hate feelings!->YouShouldTalk]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/9 someone reads.mp3" autoplay>
You should really talk to someone Ham. Damn.
(if: $rnb is true)[(First the killing children stuff, now this...)]
[[Let's get on with it->BTrapChal1]]
<audio src="audio/BTrap/10 you should really talk.mp3" autoplay>
What don't I know?
[[The cold! When you can't even feel your fingers cos you've been holding onto the champagne glass for too long->FairChamp]]
[[The loneliness...->FairLone]]Check this one out
(live: 14s)[What d'ya think?(stop:)]
|clue2)[[[Brahms meets Biggy. A dream->BTrapKey]]]
|clue3)[[[Mozart and The Migos really share so much->BTrapKey]]]
{(live: 16s)[
(show: ?clue2)
(show: ?clue3)
(stop:)
]}
<audio src="audio/BarTrap2.mp3" autoplay>Ah! The old champers chills.
[[Exactly->BTrapChal2]] Fair play
[[Respect->BTrapChal2]] No, no do this again, I wrote a funnier joke for this other path
[[ok...->yeahFeel]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/10 no no do this again.mp3" autoplay>No, no do this again, I wrote a funnier joke for this other path
[[ok...->yeahFeel]]
<audio src="audio/Pony/10 no no do this again.mp3" autoplay>The previous exposition went horribly in play-testing. (live: 3.6s)[I think it's great.(stop:)]
(live: 5.5s)[But, for the folks in the cheap seats, a recap:(stop:)]
(live: 9.4s)[1) BRAD = BAD(stop:)]
(live: 12.3s)[2) GLI = The voice you're hearing = GOOD(stop:)]
(live: 17s)[3) Help Gli beat BRAD. How?(stop:)]
(live: 21.3s)[4) Sneak codes into the music charts that BRAD controls = No more BRAD. (stop:)]
(live: 29.6s)[5) Why?(stop:)]
(live: 32.6s)[6) See point 1.(stop:)]
(live: 36.2s)[7) If confused, see point 2.(stop:)]
(live: 40.8s)[8) My "voice" can't breach some of the chart encryptions, so there will be random moments where I'm not there to hold your hand the entire time.(stop:)]
(live: 52s)[(Now I swear if one more play-tester says they don't understand the story I'm going to sic the fridges on them....)(stop:)]
(live: 52s)[[[I am a model player and I understand the narrative intricacies and emotional nuance conveyed in your struggle. Thank you Gli.->waitroom]](stop:)]
<audio src="audio/Gli/31 expo went horrible play test.mp3" autoplay>
Because Ham is simply the best.
And it looks like you have similar salt content.
[[That makes sense->recap]]
[[Wait. Are you calling me salty? You know that's not a good thing?->recap]]
<audio src="audio/Gli/29 ham best salty ham.mp3" autoplay>