I'm on a Phone (ft. Smule's I Am T-Pain) [explicit lyrics!]
by The Misunderstoods

(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your iphones ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
Everybody look at me cause I'm talkin on a phone (talkin on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin phone (phone, yeah)

I'm on a phone motherfucker take a look at me
Straight whilin, speed dialing like 1-2-3,
Talkin loud as fuck like Im all alone
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a phone

I take a picture, click (click) On my phone, bitch (bitch)
I send that shit to your phone, cause I got MMS (MMS)
I got Safari son, I got that Google Maps,
They call me Steve Jobs, cause I got so many apps,

I'm talkin on my bluetooth, makin deals and shit,
No cords are clashin, so my hands are free to knit.
They think Im talkin to myself, but Im just calling my Vet.
I'm on a phone motherfucker, don't you ever forget.

I'm on a phone and, my batries lastin,
My speakerphone lets me put your girlfriend on blast and
I'm the king of the world, on an iPhone not a Treo
Alexander Graham Bell, he aint got shit on me yo.
{Get the fuck up, this phone is REAL!!!}

Fuck mail, I'm on a phone, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck pagers, I make calls, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm emailin with my thumbs, motherfucker (yeah)
The telegraph was just dumb, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Just sent a twitter post while I was underground (underground)
Gonna use this phone to get laid somehow (laid somehow)
With my T-Pain App, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a phone
It's a white 32 gig iPhone (yeah)
I got that A-T-and-T (but my service sucks)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a phone like this, would come my way
Believe me when I say, your Blackberrys gay.

Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh!

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